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First of all I would like to say thank you to everyone who has visited the site and have come to some of my shows. I have only you to thank for my success!!!

6/01/10

Summer is finally here!!  Lots of things cooking....(not just on the grill)...  couple of movies I worked on are scheduled for release soon!!  "Life of Lemmon" and "Rock and Roll, The Move".  Also, look for some major changes here at www.jonasgarvins.com in the next few months...  gonna be adding all sorts of new features to the site.  Stay tuned and see you at the show soon!!

 

4/01/10

Well its official, I am making my triumphant return to where my comedy career began this June!! I will be HEADLINING a couple shows back in Minneapolis this summer.....tickets are now available at www.laughstub.com (its on my links page). So get ready Twin City comedy fans!! You asked, and now you shall receive!! In other news, check me out on Spike TV's "Deadliest Warrior"...guess which Musketeer I am, and win a free beer at my next show!!

 

2/1/10
Had a lot fun this past month...landed a couple small parts in some music videos that were a blast to work on! One for Disney, and one for Jessica Sands. I will be in her "Be My Muse" video...should be out soon!! Also, been in the works to put a few road dates together, so for all of you not living in SoCal, hopefully your patience for a show in your area will be rewarded this year!! See you soon!!!

 

1/1/10
HAPPY NEW YEAR!! I have some big things in the works for 2010, but first I want to thank you for a great 2009! Last year brought me my first national commercial, a few more movie roles, and what I am most proud of, the release of my debut comedy album on The Laughing Hyena label! So stay tuned for what I know will be a great year and thank you again for all your support!!

 

12/1/2009
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! And to celebrate, nothing says the holiday season like family, food, football and helping out those less fortunate. So in keeping with tradition, I will be part of another Toys for Tots drive this year! However, rather than comedy and music, this year, its bratwurst and football!! Sunday Dec. 13th I will be manning the grill for a FREE COOKOUT at The Trip Lounge in Santa Monica! Free brats, burgers, dogs, and all the fixins and all you have to do is bring an unwrapped toy to donate....what a deal!!! So come on out, watch some football, drink some beer, eat some brats, and lets get some toys for the kids!! 10 am kick-off, THE TRIP LOUNGE, LINCOLN BLVD, SANTA MONICA. See you there!!!


 

10/14/09
Thank you all for all the emails, facebooks, and myspace messages about my latest commercial for 1-800-Motorcycle!! I had no idea I had so many fans who were also fans of the SPEED Network! That is good to know....we should all go race go-carts sometime......Also, shooting has wrapped on the movies I was working on ("Life of Lemon" and "Rock and Roll The Movie")...check out the websites on my links page. Thanks again for a great summer and see you at the comedy clubs!!!

 

7/01/09

And the Oscar goes to.......Well, not quite! But I do have a couple of movies in the works!! I have finished shooting my role of Brad in the upcoming Indie Feature "Life Of Lemon", scheduled for release later this year...you can check out the website for the film on my links page....its the one that says....LIFE OF LEMON!! Also, I am set to begin shooting another part in the upcoming film "Rock and Roll, The Movie".....great script, great cast, gonna be a lot of fun....stay tuned for more info!!

 

6/1/09
First off, I would like to thank the cast and crew of Burn the Boats Productions for making my recent commercial shoot a great experience!! I got to play a big bad biker for 1800 Motorcycle....I will put it up on the site soon so you can check it out!! Also, just another quick thanks to everyone who has been coming out to my live shows, I am enjoying the emails and comments on how you like the new material. You keep coming, and I will keep writing!!

 

March 1, 2009
The wait is over! My debut Comedy Album is now available in stores, the web, various truck stops, brothels and crack houses! I have a long list of people to thank. So, here it goes...I would like to thank my family, especially my mother and father because if it weren't for them, I wouldn't even be here. I would like to thank my girlfriend, who has been supporting my comedy, even when the money wasn't there. I would like to thank all my friends and people I've met along the way, especially the Northsiders, who kept my nose full so I could write some of this stuff. I would like to thank the world famous Ice House Comedy Club in Pasadena, California, for letting me join the exclusive club of legendary comedians who have also recorded there. I would also like to thank Arnie Hoffman of Laughing Hyena Records, for putting this all together. I would also like to thank Vic Dunlop, Fraiser Smith, The Greg Wilson and all the other comics who have helped me along the way. Also, a b! ig Thank You to ALL my fans for your support. I could not do this without you! To Jack Daniels, who is responsible for some of the material on this album. Last but not least, a BIG thank you to Russ Libby web design, also my uncle, for, well, THE WEBSITE!
 

1/1/09
 
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! I hope you all had a great holiday season and I wanted to thank you for all your support in 2008. The last year saw some big career moves for me...my first album, first role in a feature film, and few more commercials and I have only you to thank. 2009 promises to be the best year yet. I already have a few movie and TV projects on the books and of course, a whole bunch of live stand up. So, stay tuned to the site, keep coming to the shows, and help me rip through bar tabs as I keep rockin in 2009!!

 

11/1/2008

Here we are on the first of November and we are only one month away from my debut comedy album being released!!!! I cant tell you how excited I am to be able to walk in a store and see my very own album!!! I have only you to thank!! So once again, thanks for your support this year!!! I will have the album for sale on my site and if you check out www.laughinghyenarecords.com, they will have more info as the date gets closer!!! THANKS AGAIN!!!!!!!!

10/1/2008

Well it appears that the movie I worked on last spring is finally ready for release!!!! The producers told me they are going to go the "Girls Gone Wild" route and start with a internet marketing approach, so we will see what happens, but it was a lot of fun to do!!! You can catch me as "naked guy in hot tub".....I wonder if that's how Brando got his start? Anyway, you can check out the movie's website....www.dirtyjokesthemovie.com....its also on my links page, hope you enjoy it!!
 

7/19/08

A BIG THANK YOU to all who helped make my debut comedy album show a huge success!! I could not asked for a better night!! I would like to thank The Ice House in Pasadena, Laughing Hyena Records, and all my family, friends, and fans for your support!!! The album will be in stores for the holidays!!!

5/29/08

Well, here we are a few days after Memorial Day and the summer has started off with a BANG!!! Along with the movie I have coming out this fall, I have all sorts of stand up work on the books!!! Mostly stuff in LA, however I will be making a few appearances on the road, so put the kids to bed and break out the moonshine, cause I might be coming to a town near you!!! Also, I will be starting work on a short film for the festivals written by a friend of mine, I get to play a bad ass!!! We shoot in Vegas next month.....so if I make it back alive, I will have more info for you!!! Once again, thanks for all your support and see you at a show soon!!!

3/31/08

See you in the movies!!!! That's right, yours truly has booked a part in the upcoming independent film, DIRTY JOKES...THE MOVIE!!!
It is set up for limited theatrical release, but could also end up going straight to the 99 cent pile at the gas station!! Anyway, I had a great time doing it, and got to work with a lot of pretty big names behind the scenes. I will keep you posted!!

Also, I know I've said it before, but I will say it again. Thanks for all your support so far this year!!!

 

2/04/08

Well Happy 2008!!! First of all, I would like to thank all of you who helped make 2007 my best year yet!!! I made my first TV appearances, Headlined quite a few shows, and ended up on XM radio and I have only you to thank!!

2008 looks great!! I have alot of gigs lined up and some more TV stuff in the works!! So stay tuned and keep coming out to the live shows, I always enjoy seeing my friends and fans in the crowd!!

Also, stay tuned to jonasgarvin.com, my web designer and I will be putting together a whole new look for this year!! New pics, videos, and audio clips for you to enjoy!!

1/15/07
I know, I know, I have not given y'all an update in a while, so I promise not to be so lazy in the future, and will shoot for once a month. Happy?!!
Well, I have to say it was a great summer and fall here in the City of Angels. I ended up having a couple more T.V. appearances and a whole lot of headlining stand up work!! Also, I have been very busy working different smaller projects for T.V., radio, and stage....so stay tuned for further good news!!!


4/27/07
I know, I know its been a while since my last update here at jonasgarvin.com so here's the latest...

On Tues May 1st my first network TV acting appearance will air on The Tyra Banks Show!! Don't blink or you will miss my Oscar-esque performance as...."Big Tough Guy" !!!! I also want to say thanks to Tyra and her whole staff...they were great to work with!!

Also finally got to start shooting on a new sketch show that has been almost a year in the making. It is called "Skit Row TV" stay tuned for more details in the future. But I can tell you we have a very funny cast!!

And one more thanks to the crew at Avant-Garde media. They too were great to work with on the Toyota Trucks promo campaign. I got to play a roadie....I guess the long hair and tattoos finally paid off!!

1/16/07
Well, the New Year is finally here, and I have hit the ground running!! In addition to all of my LA shows, I am in the works to line up a tour that would start this summer, playing the Midwest and the southeast. I will keep you posted!! Also, I have my hands in a couple of TV projects, so if things go well, I might be in your living room soon! Thanks again for all your support in 2006 and I look forward to making you laugh some more in 2007!!!

12/14/06
I was just in the studio with the lovely ladies of "Nontourage". They had me in for an interview about my work at the Hollywood Christmas Parade, among other things!!! The interview will air on Christmas. So when family is getting you stressed out.....head on over to www.nontourage.com for a few laughs!!!

11/27/06
Thanks to all who came out and said hello to me at the 75th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade!! It was the first time I have ever worked a parade and it was a blast!!! And after meeting Joey Lawrence and Dick Van Patten, I can say my life is complete!!!
 

10/27/06
A big THANK YOU to all who attended my feature length DVD recording at The Ice House!!! The show was a huge success!! If you are interested in a copy of the DVD, just shoot me an email and I am sure I can get one to you!!
Thanks again, couldn't have done it without you!!!!

10/5/2006
Keep an eye on Comedy Time networks (the link on my links page). I am working with them on a show for their network. The concept is this, I go and interview little kids about sports. I know, sounds corny, but trust me, we have got some funny shit so far!!

10/4/2006
Also, keep your XM Radio dialed in to channel 154! They just had me in the studio for an interview on "The Green Room with Frasier Smith". We had a great time and I am sure you will enjoy it!!
For those of you who missed it, the All Comedy Radio taping at The Ice House in mid June was a huge success. Thanks to all who attended, and for info on when my set will be airing just go to my links page and click on All Comedy Radio. Shizzle.

9/30/2006
Check this out. I just wrapped a demo pilot with writer/producer John Donley. He will be shopping it to the networks and if all goes well yours truly will be on a network TV show.  The show is called "GRIPES". We have married people who are having relationship problems come on and we give them advice. Imagine that, the
one person who should definitely not be sitting on a relationship expert panel, will be giving advice to couples all over the country. God help us.